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Please, Don’t Touch AnythingVSPlease, Don't Touch Anything 3D

Which is the smarter buy right now? We crunched all the metrics.

Please, Don’t Touch Anything

Please, Don’t Touch Anything

Quality
72Popularity
30Value
46
Green Man GamingBetter Deal· Green Man Gaming
$4.99
Buy Now
VS
Please, Don't Touch Anything 3D

Please, Don't Touch Anything 3D

CasualIndieAdventure
Quality
66Popularity
25Value
46
SteamBetter Deal· Steam
$9.99
Buy Now

Winner

Please, Don’t Touch Anything wins the comparison based on the metrics. Takes 8 of 12 head-to-head metrics.

Not the best time to jump in. Prices tend to drop, and this one hasn't hit its sweet spot yet.

8
Please, Don’t Touch Anything
8 of 12 metrics
Please, Don't Touch Anything 3D
4 of 12 metrics
4

Head-to-Head Metrics

Direct metric-by-metric breakdown · no weights applied

Value
Pricing & Deals
Current Best Price (USD)
$4.99 Wins
$9.99 -
Historical Low Price (USD)
$2.49 Wins
$4.99 -
Sales Frequency
16 price changes Wins
4 price changes -
Quality
Critical & User Reception
Steam Review Score
88.9% positive Wins
82% positive -
Total Steam Reviews
4.9K Wins
1.3K -
Positive Steam Reviews
4.4K Wins
1.1K -
Negative Steam Reviews
548 -
238 Wins
Popularity
Community & Activity
Average Concurrent Players (14 days)
5 Wins
2 -
Steam Recommendations
4.9K Wins
1.3K -
Features
Features & Content
Achievements
15 -
22 Wins
Supported Languages
12 languages -
14 languages Wins
Release Date
Mar 2015 -
Dec 2016 Wins
GameValio Recommendation
Wait for SalePlease, Don’t Touch Anything

Not the best time to jump in. Prices tend to drop, and this one hasn't hit its sweet spot yet.

Wait for SalePlease, Don't Touch Anything 3D

Not the best time to jump in. Prices tend to drop, and this one hasn't hit its sweet spot yet.

Statistics Over Time

Synchronized historical data for both games

Time Range:
Please, Don’t Touch Anything
Please, Don't Touch Anything 3D

Player Count Trends

— Concurrent players over time

Review Score Trends

— Positive review ratio over time

Review Volume Trends

— Total reviews accumulated over time

Price Comparison

Current deals and best prices side by side

Please, Don’t Touch Anything

Please, Don’t Touch Anything

3 Stores
Green Man Gaming
Green Man Gaming$4.99Buy Now
Steam
Steam +0% $4.99View
Kinguin
Kinguin +7% $5.35View
Please, Don't Touch Anything 3D

Please, Don't Touch Anything 3D

1 Store
Steam
Steam$9.99Buy Now

Score Breakdown

Side-by-side value analysis for each game

Please, Don’t Touch Anything

Quality

Well received by the community, with more hits than misses.

89% positive (4,926 reviews) — very positive reception
4,926 reviews — solid data foundation

Value

Value isn't great at this price — better opportunities expected.

$4.99 — very accessible price

Popularity

Low popularity — few active players and little community discussion.

-75% player drop
1 concurrent players — niche audience

Please, Don't Touch Anything 3D

Quality

Splits opinions — likely to click if you're already a genre fan.

82% positive (1,324 reviews) — mostly positive
1,324 reviews — solid data foundation

Value

Seen it cheaper before — consider wishlisting and waiting.

$9.99 — very accessible price

Popularity

Lost much of its active player base — community is quiet.

Player count surging +200%
6 concurrent players — niche audience

Game Details

Release information and metadata

Game DetailsPlease, Don’t Touch AnythingPlease, Don't Touch Anything 3D
Release Date
March 26, 2015
December 7, 2016
Developers
Four Quarters
Four Quarters, Escalation Studios
Publishers
ForwardXP
ForwardXP
Platforms
Linux, Windows, MacOs
Windows, MacOs
Achievements
15
22

System Requirements

PC minimum and recommended specs

Please, Don’t Touch Anything

No PC requirements data available

Please, Don't Touch Anything 3D

Recommended

Recommended:
  • OS *: Windows 7
  • Processor: Core i3
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: SM4 1GB VRAM
  • Storage: 500 MB available space

Frequently Asked Questions

Which is better: Please, Don’t Touch Anything or Please, Don't Touch Anything 3D?

Please, Don’t Touch Anything won the comparison against Please, Don't Touch Anything 3D based on the head-to-head metric breakdown. Check the metrics table above for a full side-by-side analysis.

How is the comparison calculated?

The comparison winner is determined objectively by counting which game wins more individual metrics in the head-to-head table — no weighting is applied. The GameValio Recommendation shown separately is our own suggestion for each game, based on a weighted score that combines quality (reviews), popularity (player counts), and affordability (price vs value) into a score out of 100. These are two different things: the comparison is objective, the recommendation is GameValio's opinion.

Is Please, Don’t Touch Anything worth buying over Please, Don't Touch Anything 3D?

Based on the metrics, Please, Don’t Touch Anything won the direct comparison. However, also check the GameValio Recommendation for each game and the price comparison table to make the most informed purchase decision.

Which game has better player reviews?

Review score trends and volume over time are shown in the charts section above. The game with consistently higher positive ratios has stronger community reception.

Which game offers better value for money?

The affordability score and price comparison table above highlight the best deals. Too Close to Call currently scores better on value relative to its quality and price.

Analysis updated: Jun 5, 2026, 12:08 PM UTC

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