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Fuck the OceanVSWHAT THE GOLF?

Which game gives you more value right now? Every metric, head to head.

Fuck the Ocean

Fuck the Ocean

CasualIndieSimulationSingleplayer3DComedy +6
Quality
54Popularity
11Value
78
SteamBest price· Steam
Historical low
−10% $1.79
Buy
VS
WHAT THE GOLF?

WHAT THE GOLF?

ActionCasualIndieSimulationAdventureSingleplayerCuteComedy +12
Quality
90Popularity
29Value
74
KinguinBest price· Kinguin · Key marketplace
Likely ends in 2 days
−95% $0.98
Buy

Winner

WHAT THE GOLF? wins 12 of 15 head-to-head metrics.

A fair option right now, though it's not quite compelling enough to jump on immediately.

Buy on Kinguin
3
Fuck the Ocean
3 of 15 metrics
WHAT THE GOLF?
12 of 15 metrics
12

Head-to-head metrics

Direct metric-by-metric comparison: winner determined by count, no weighting

Value
Pricing & deals
Current Best Price (USD)
$1.79 -
$0.98 Wins
Historical Low Price (USD)
$1.79 -
$0.35 Wins
Best Current Discount
-10% -
-95% Wins
Sales Frequency
1 price change -
98 price changes Wins
Quality
Critical & user reception
Metacritic
N/A -
83/100 Wins
Steam Review Score
84.2% positive -
93.8% positive Wins
Total Steam Reviews
19 -
4.3K Wins
Positive Steam Reviews
16 -
4.1K Wins
Negative Steam Reviews
3 Wins
270 -
Popularity
Community & activity
Average Concurrent Players (14 days)
18 Wins
17 -
Steam Recommendations
0 -
4.2K Wins
Features
Features & content
Achievements
35 -
63 Wins
Supported Languages
1 language -
17 languages Wins
Release Date
Oct 2026 Wins
Oct 2020 -
GameValio recommendation
Wait for SaleFuck the Ocean

Give it more time: this one usually sees deeper discounts, and it's not there yet.

MaybeWHAT THE GOLF?

A fair option right now, though it's not quite compelling enough to jump on immediately.

Statistics over time

Side-by-side historical trends: same time range, same scale

Time range:
Fuck the Ocean
WHAT THE GOLF?

Player count trends

· Concurrent players over time

Review score trends

· Positive review ratio over time

Review volume trends

— Total reviews accumulated over time

Price comparison

Current deals and best prices side by side

Fuck the Ocean

Fuck the Ocean

1 Store
Steam
Steam −10% $1.79Buy
WHAT THE GOLF?

WHAT THE GOLF?

2 Stores
Kinguin
Kinguin −95% $0.98Buy
Steam
Steam$6.79View

Fuck the Ocean

Quality

Splits opinions: likely to click if you're already a genre fan.

83% positive (18 reviews): mostly positive
18 reviews: limited sample, treat with caution

Value

Acceptable value right now: fair price for the content.

$1.79: very accessible price
10% off: minor discount
All-time low price: rare opportunity

Popularity

Lost much of its active player base: community is quiet.

Players up 312% in recent days
33 concurrent players: niche audience

WHAT THE GOLF?

Quality

Consistent high ratings show real quality, not just hype.

94% positive (4,341 reviews): very positive reception
Metacritic 83/100: high marks from professional reviewers
4,341 reviews: solid data foundation

Value

Average price: a good time if there's an active discount.

$0.98: very accessible price
95% off: deep discount

Popularity

Low popularity: few active players and little community discussion.

Players down 44% in recent days
15 concurrent players: niche audience
Game detailsFuck the OceanWHAT THE GOLF?
Release date
October 8, 2026
October 22, 2020
Developers
EO4 Games
Triband
Publishers
EO4 Games
Triband
Platforms
Linux, Windows, MacOs
Linux, Windows, MacOs
Achievements
35
63

Fuck the Ocean

Recommended

Recommended:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

WHAT THE GOLF?

Recommended

Recommended:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: Windows 10
  • Processor: 2.6 GHz Intel Quad Cor
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 1 GB available space
Which is better: Fuck the Ocean or WHAT THE GOLF??

WHAT THE GOLF? won the comparison against Fuck the Ocean based on the head-to-head metric breakdown. Check the metrics table above for a full side-by-side analysis.

How is the comparison calculated?

The comparison winner is determined objectively by counting which game wins more individual metrics in the head-to-head table. No weighting is applied. The GameValio Recommendation shown separately is our own suggestion for each game, based on a weighted score that combines quality (reviews), popularity (player counts), and affordability (price vs value) into a score out of 100. These are two different things: the comparison is objective, the recommendation is GameValio's opinion.

Is Fuck the Ocean worth buying over WHAT THE GOLF??

Based on the metrics, WHAT THE GOLF? won the direct comparison. However, also check the GameValio Recommendation for each game and the price comparison table to make the most informed purchase decision.

Which game has better player reviews?

Review score trends and volume over time are shown in the charts section above. The game with consistently higher positive ratios has stronger community reception.

Which game offers better value for money?

The affordability score and price comparison table above highlight the best deals. Fuck the Ocean currently scores better on value relative to its quality and price.

Analysis updated: Oct 13, 2026, 01:28 PM UTC

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