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Which game gives you more value right now? Every metric, head to head.

COCKHEAD

COCKHEAD

ActionCasualIndieSimulationAdventureSportsSingleplayerCartoonyFunny +11
Quality
53Popularity
45Value
62
SteamBest price· Steam
Historical low
−80% $1.39
Buy
VS
Crossing Guard Joe

Crossing Guard Joe

ActionCasualSimulationSingleplayerCartoonyManagement +10
Quality
73Popularity
37Value
88
SteamBest price· Steam
Historical low
−50% $2.99
Buy

Winner

COCKHEAD wins 7 of 13 head-to-head metrics.

Not urgent, but worth watching: it's in a reasonable spot without being an obvious must-buy.

Buy on Steam
7
COCKHEAD
7 of 13 metrics
Crossing Guard Joe
6 of 13 metrics
6

Head-to-head metrics

Direct metric-by-metric comparison: winner determined by count, no weighting

Value
Pricing & deals
Current Best Price (USD)
$4.65 -
$2.99 Wins
Historical Low Price (USD)
$1.39 Wins
$2.99 -
Best Current Discount
-33% -
-50% Wins
Sales Frequency
99 price changes Wins
10 price changes -
Quality
Critical & user reception
Steam Review Score
63.2% positive -
93.4% positive Wins
Total Steam Reviews
612 Wins
196 -
Positive Steam Reviews
387 Wins
183 -
Negative Steam Reviews
225 -
13 Wins
Popularity
Community & activity
Steam Recommendations
612 Wins
0 -
Features
Features & content
Achievements
5 Wins
0 -
Supported Languages
29 languages Wins
0 languages -
Release Date
Sep 2020 -
Mar 2022 Wins
GameValio recommendation
MaybeCOCKHEAD

Not urgent, but worth watching: it's in a reasonable spot without being an obvious must-buy.

Worth ItCrossing Guard Joe

The stars are aligning for this one. At this moment, the game is delivering well and the price feels right.

Statistics over time

Side-by-side historical trends: same time range, same scale

Time range:
COCKHEAD
Crossing Guard Joe

Player count trends

· Concurrent players over time

Review score trends

· Positive review ratio over time

Review volume trends

— Total reviews accumulated over time

Price comparison

Current deals and best prices side by side

COCKHEAD

COCKHEAD

3 Stores
Steam
Steam −80% $1.39Buy
Kinguin
Kinguin +235% $4.65View
GAMIVO
GAMIVO$7.05View
Crossing Guard Joe

Crossing Guard Joe

1 Store
Steam
Steam −50% $2.99Buy

COCKHEAD

Quality

Splits opinions: likely to click if you're already a genre fan.

63% positive (612 reviews): mixed opinions
612 reviews: decent but potentially skewed

Value

Acceptable value right now: fair price for the content.

$1.39: very accessible price
80% off: deep discount
All-time low price: rare opportunity

Crossing Guard Joe

Quality

Most players came away satisfied: more positives than negatives.

93% positive (196 reviews): very positive reception
196 reviews: decent but potentially skewed

Value

Very attractive price: excellent value for money right now.

$2.99: very accessible price
50% off: solid discount
All-time low price: rare opportunity

Popularity

Declining player base: could be a problem for multiplayer-dependent games.

1 concurrent players: niche audience
Game detailsCOCKHEADCrossing Guard Joe
Release date
September 27, 2020
March 4, 2022
Developers
Yoba Games
September Games
Publishers
Yoba Games
September Games
Platforms
Windows
Windows
Achievements
5
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Which is better: COCKHEAD or Crossing Guard Joe?

COCKHEAD won the comparison against Crossing Guard Joe based on the head-to-head metric breakdown. Check the metrics table above for a full side-by-side analysis.

How is the comparison calculated?

The comparison winner is determined objectively by counting which game wins more individual metrics in the head-to-head table. No weighting is applied. The GameValio Recommendation shown separately is our own suggestion for each game, based on a weighted score that combines quality (reviews), popularity (player counts), and affordability (price vs value) into a score out of 100. These are two different things: the comparison is objective, the recommendation is GameValio's opinion.

Is COCKHEAD worth buying over Crossing Guard Joe?

Based on the metrics, COCKHEAD won the direct comparison. However, also check the GameValio Recommendation for each game and the price comparison table to make the most informed purchase decision.

Which game has better player reviews?

Review score trends and volume over time are shown in the charts section above. The game with consistently higher positive ratios has stronger community reception.

Which game offers better value for money?

The affordability score and price comparison table above highlight the best deals. Crossing Guard Joe currently scores better on value relative to its quality and price.

Analysis updated: Oct 13, 2026, 07:14 AM UTC

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